This is what Big Brown has done for me...

My wife called me this morning and asked me if I spent $1,800 for a UPS shipment on June 1st. Oh s**t. This is nicht bueno. Somebody stole my credit card number, and then kindly gave said number to UPS to ship somebody else's stolen car to some third-world crap hole.

Thank you, Marcela, for actually checking our bank accounts online. I probably would have just continued to pay and pay and pay....

Anyway, cards have been canceled, and hopefully this will be erased.

Oh, and Mr. Thief, I hope your bowels lock!

1 comment:

Heather said...

Way to go Marcela! She's such a good wife!
When my husband calls me about an $1800 credit card charge I also think "Oh s**t. But that is just because he caught me spending again...